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Jobbie Nooner 2017 Save the date...... More updates coming soon Facebook event page Jobbie Nooner 2017 Is Friday, June 23rd, 2017 on Gull Island Lake St...
Jobbie Nooner 2018 Save the date...... More updates coming soon https://www.facebook.com/events/1694395097261365/ Jobbie Nooner 2018 Is Friday, June 22rd, 2018 on Gull Island Lake St Clair. It...
The Mardi Gras of the Midwest is back again for 2016! Jobbie Nooner 2016 is June 26th 2016 on Gull Island! So set the date in your calendars and stay tuned to JobbieCrew,com for all the details
Another great year out there for Jobbie Nooner 2016 on Gull Island! The Pictures are now up. Due to the different format we had...
43rd annual JOBBIE NOONER!!!! (Friday, June 23rd, 2017) One of America's biggest boat parties!
Raft Off 2016 in Muscamoot bay is August 13th 2016. Stay tuned to JobbieCrew.com for all the details
Yes, apparently this is a real thing! World Naked Gardening Day is an international event when you strip down and tend your garden in the...
Raft Off 2017 Click here to read the history of how the Raft Off came to be! Raft Off is August 12th, 2017 in Muscamoot...
Detroit's CHIX ON DIX Stripclub on Spike TV's BAR RESCUE (Sun. Dec 13th, 2015 @ 10pm)
Nudes A Poppin: 43rd annual World's Largest Nude Beauty Pageant! (July 15-16, 2017) De Motte, Indiana
Exclusive Interview: Tattoo Industry Legend, Owner of Eternal Tattoos & Eternal Ink, creator of Motor City Tattoo Expo, Detroit’s very own TERRY ‘TRAMP’ WELKER!
With Jobbie Nooner 2017 2 weeks away we wanted to post some guidelines for everyone who has never been or even the Jobbie Veterans...
32nd annual BUD BASH! (Sat. August 5th, 2017) Houghton Lake
32nd annual BUD BASH! (Sat. August 5th, 2017) Houghton Lake
That's Right!!!!! 30 F-ing days until JOBBIE NOONER 2016!! While Gull island might be underwater there will still be plenty to see like this: And...
Wow what a day last Friday out on Gull Island for Jobbie Nooner 2016. While we work on the other images for site enjoy...
Pottahawk: Canada’s Largest Boat Party! Turkey Point, Norfolk, Ontario (Sunday, July 9th, 2017)
Bad News for TORCH LAKE SANDBAR parties- IS THIS THE END OF AN ERA FOR THEM?
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Persian Model from Russia, BAHARA GOLESTANI!
Baseline Lake Sandbar boat party! (Sat. July 1st, 2017) Huron River Chain of Lakes in Pinckney
Jobbie Nooner Two 2016! (Saturday, September 10th, 2016) Gull Island, Lake St. Clair
Exclusive Interview: The Authorized Definitive History of JOBBIE NOONER: Original Co-Creator LEE O’DELL Sets the Record Straight! The First Jobbie Nooner Occurred Friday, June 28th, 1974
Hot Boat Weekend Hardy Dam (Fri, Sept 9th-10th, 2017) White Cloud, Michigan
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 4/20/15
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Bulgarian Beauty NINA DOBREV!
81-year old PORNSTAR Shigeo Tokuda & Japan's Obsession with ELDER PORN!
Bud Bash 2015! (Houghton Lake, Michigan) Saturday, August 1st, 2015
RAFT OFF 2017 (Sat. August 12th, 2017) Muscamoot Bay, Lake St Clair!
RAFT OFF 2017 (Sat. August 12th, 2017) Muscamoot Bay, Lake St Clair!
With Jobbie Nooner 2016 2 weeks away we wanted to post some guidelines for everyone who has never been or even the Jobbie Veterans...
With Raft Off 2016 this Saturday we wanted to post some guidelines for everyone who has never been or even theRaft Off Veterans out...
Buy Four Winns Co-Founder's Incredible $6.9 million dollar 10,000-square foot Michigan Boathouse!
Yep, If you are keeping count it's 125 days until Jobbie Nooner 2016 at Gull Island in the beautiful Lake St Clair! This years...
5th annual IslandFest Downriver Boat Party! (Sat. July 15th, 2017) Erie, Michigan
Exclusive Interview: BRIAN ELLIOTT, one of the Original Founders of THE RAFT OFF in Muscamoot Bay! The first Raft Off was held on August 7th, 2004!
Exclusive Interview: Real Talk with BILLY FRITTS The Original Promoter of the Gull Island Jobbie Nooner Boat Party: The Man who Named, Organized & Hugely Popularized Jobbie Nooner is now a Multi-Million Dollar Self-Made Michigan Success Story!
The RAFT OFF! (Sat. August 13th, 2016) Muscamoot Bay, Lake St. Clair
RAFT OFF: One of the Biggest Boat Parties in the United States! (Muscamoot Bay, Lake St. Clair, Michigan)
Top 10 Boat Party Tips for Jobbie Nooner, Raft Off, Bud Bash, or any boat party anywhere!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Russian model HELGA LOVEKATY!
Exclusive: JobbieCrew's Official Guide to JOBBIE NOONER, the RAFT OFF, Lake St. Clair, Parade of Lights and more!
Jobbie Nooner is in T- 100 Days!!!!!!! Facebook event 100 days until the infamous "Wheel of Destiny" returns! 100 days until Bikini's again rule Gull Island,...
Detroit Tigers Opening Day outdoor parties! (Friday, April 7th, 2017) Downtown Detroit
8th annual Lake Cumberland Raft Up! (Sat. August 5th. 2017) Kentucky
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Russian Model ANASTASIYA KVITKO!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Russian Hotness VIKI ODINTKOVA!
4th of July Boat Parties in Michigan: Torch Lake, Portage Lake, South Higgins Lake!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Nashville college girl SOPHIA PHALEN BERTOLAMI!
Jobbie Nooner 2016 is 50 DAYS and counting!!!! (Friday, June 24th, 2016)
1 Week until Jobbie Nooner 2016 on Gull Island 6/24/16! Let's hope for 85 and sunny! Get there early as there is not much...
Mexican man says his 19-inch penis is too large for him to work, women are afraid of it!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Denver model JEZABEL VESSIR!
BROWNS BAR opens for the season! (Thursday, May 18th, 2017) Harsens Island, Michigan
Raft Off 2016 Pictures and More! It was an awesome Raft Off 2016 even though the weather was a little uncooperative. While the temps were...
Exclusive Interview: American Pornstar TANNER MAYES!
The parade of lights 2015 is 8/1/2015. Join the Jobbie Crew in this family friendly event up and down the Clinton River
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Brittany Dailey
South Padre Island, Texas: Top Spring Break Destination! (March 2017)
Browns Bar Annual Halloween Party! (Saturday, October 7th, 2017) Harsens Island, Michigan
7th annual Telegraph Car Cruise! (Sat. July 22, 2017) Taylor to Redford
POTTAHAWK! Canada's largest boat party is July 9th 2017! Thousands of hot ladies and badass boats will be on Lake Erie in Ontario! Facebook event https://www.facebook.com/events/590763531101417/ Website: http://www.pottahawkpissup.ca/
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Russian model ALENA SHISHKOVA!
Public Tryouts for DETROIT LIONS CHEERLEADERS! (Sat. March 11th, 2017) Ford Field, Downtown Detroit
Stitches the Rapper: Cocaine, Face Tats, Miami Sunshine and Brandishing AK-47's
Exotica Detroit's annual X-BALL! (Sat. March 18th, 2017) Token Lounge, Westland
While the weather keep the Pirate Ship in the harbor that sure did not stop us and Brown's from tearing up the night! Both the tent and the bar where full of some of the best costumes we have ever seen. The beer was cold and the food was awesome! Can't wait to see what they do for the 70th next October! Until then enjoy the pictures courtesy of our friends at Detroit-Pics.com
The countdown continues to Jobbie Nooner 2015. Stay tuned to JobbieCrew.com for some big news coming in the 30 days!
World’s Most Interesting Micronation: The Principality of Sealand: The Joy of Seizing an Old Sea Fort and Starting Your Own Country!
You heard right! 2 weeks from today is Jobbie Nooner 2016 (6/24/16) on Gull Island in Lake St Clair (GPS coordinates 42.527105, -82.682654) Make sure you...
Billionaire Matty Moroun Wants to Build a Bridge from Algonac to Harsens Island! Attend Upcoming Public Hearing to Voice Your Opinions Before it’s Too Late! (Wednesday, March 9th, 2015 @ Algonquin Middle School, Clay Twsp)
Introducing the new Pavati AL-24, the most innovative, powerful and durable wake boat available. Pavati wake boats are built from raw, natural aluminum. That means they’ll never break down, shatter rot, rust, or emit harmful fumes. Pavati boats are built to last forever. 24 feet of pure excitement, “Built Ford Tough™” with Indmar Ford Raptor engines
Alix Lynx: Girl with MBA Left Corporate Job for Adult Film Industry! "I worked in the real world and hated it"
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: MMA girl SIERRA RENE!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Big Booty Londoner PAIGE TURNAH!
For those of you who are keeping count Jobbie Nooner is T-25 days! just dropping a quick post as a reminder! https://jobbiecrew.com/jobbie-nooner-2017-friday-june-23rd-2017-gull-island-lake-st-clair
American Surfer Girls!!!! Careful this is HOT!!!!!
Japanese pornstar YUI HATANO to appear on Taiwan's EasyCard!
ICP: The Riddle Box Tour @ The Loft, Lansing! (Fri. June 17th, 2016)
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Houston's Hottest CAITLIN ARNETT!
Born in 1990, Amberleigh West, hails from Mount Vernon, Washington and currently does professional modeling work in Seattle.
Exclusive PHOTOS: Donofrio MMA 'Fight Night at the Joe'! (Sat. April 9th, 2016) Detroit
More bad news for the 4th of July Torch Lake Party! 46th Circuit Court Judge George Mertz banned Beatbox Beverages from hosting, organizing, promoting or...
Louisiana's CATFISH COOLEY chugs Fireball whiskey, then gets pepper-sprayed and tazed!
Are you going to the RAFT OFF in Muscamoot Bay!?!?!? We sure hope so. (Saturday, August 8th, 2015)
Krazy Daze 2017 @ Boyne Highlands Ski Resort! (March 17-19, 2017) Harbor Springs, Michigan
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 4/11/15
PHOTOS! 7th annual Marche du Nain Rouge Parade! (Detroit, Michigan)
Exclusive PHOTOS: St. Patty's Day 2016 @ Dooley's Bar (Roseville, Michigan)!
Madame Ching Shih: the Chinese prostitute-turned-Pirate Leader who terrorized the South China Sea with...
Madame Ching Shih: the Chinese prostitute-turned-Pirate Leader who terrorized the South China Sea with 80,000+ pirates in her ‘Red Flag Fleet’ from 1800-1810!
We are going to try like hell to bring you guys some live images from Jobbie Nooner 2016 on Gull Island. Cell phone coverage...
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Sarasota model SHAWN DILLON!
Some Facts about Lake St Clair Detroit City looking up the river to Lake St Clair The State of Michigan has over 1,000,000+ registered watercraft, which...
Global social media sensations: Jamie & Nikki Perkins! The famous married couple of Melbourne, Australia!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Romanian Meteorologist ROXANA VANCEA!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Italian royalty Beatrice Borromeo!
SPLASH Bar! World's Longest Swim-Up Bar (Put-in-Bay, Ohio)!
The longest Raft-Off is held every year on the 2nd Saturday of August (8/10/2013) in Muscamoot Bay. It is an all-day event where boaters will “Raft-Off”...
Mysterious 13-foot wide Translucent Blob Filmed Floating off Turkish Coast!
That's right in case your are counting down! 3 weeks or 21 days until Jobbie Nooner 2016 on Gull Island (or what's left of...
Driftwood Bored By Shipworms (termites of the sea!)
Michigan conman Michael Vorce got $25 million in fake boat loans and 7 years in prison!
18th annual Boobs and Tubes river tubing! (July 8-10, 2016) Belding, Michigan
Long Tongue Lewis: Michigan girl Adrianne Lewis has World's Longest Tongue!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Texan model COURTNEY STODDEN!
It’s Back! SUNDAY BRUNCH @ Joe Muer Seafood Restaurant in Detroit starts Sunday, May 17th, 2015!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Las Vegas model CAROLINE KELLY!
Lake Cumberland, Kentucky V.S. Lake Havasu, Arizona!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Southern Cali Model ANA CHERI!
Something we need to see more of: TOPLESS YOGA CLASSES! (Los Angeles, CA)
ErotikaLand Theme Park coming to Brazil in 2018! ("No Sex Allowed")
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: German model ANNA BELETZKI!
World's Oldest Yacht Club founded in 1720! Royal Cork Yacht Club in Ireland!
A 51 foot Sea Ray Sundancer Yacht crashes up on the Oakland outer harbor break water
Exclusive: JobbieCrew Tours the 58th Annual DETROIT BOAT SHOW at Cobo Center!
The Bunyadi: London's Naked Restaurant: 36,000 people already on waiting list!
Finally an election we can all get behind! Vote for your favorite anus! you can even submit for cash prizes. CHICAGO—Makers of the Autoblow 2...
According to the Army Corp of Engineers and this article from WoodTV.com the lake levels are as follows: Lake Superior is up one inch in the last month and now stands 11″ above the January average. Superior is now just 4″ below the highest January water level ever on Lake
Detroit’s 8th annual Marche du Nain Rouge Parade! (Sunday March 26th, 2017)
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Ellie Gonsalves
Top 25 Hottest Halloween Hotties! HAPPY HALLOWEEN from the Jobbie Crew!
Public Petition: Help the Jobbie Crew Bring KID ROCK to JOBBIE NOONER 2017! Please electronically sign it!
Biggest Boobs in History: German model Beshine has size 32-Z boobs!!!
Brazilian “Incredible Hulk” Bodybuilder Almost Loses Arms After Synthol Infection!
Insane Clown Posse Hosts FREE Juggalo Day Concert @ Detroit’s Masonic Temple
All aboard for Jobbie Nooner 2106 now wouldn't this be awesome to take to Jobbie next year?
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Texas Webcam Model HARLI LOTTS!
Bell's Brewery annual OBERON Day! (Mon. March 27th, 2017) Kalamazoo
RACHEL WALL: America's First Female Pirate & the Last Woman to Be Hanged in Boston! (1760-1789)
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: SPENCER SCOTT!
Over the Line! San Diego's Iconic Beach Softball Tournament! (July 8th-9th & 15th-16th, 2017)
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 4/17/15
Detroit’s J.W. Westcott II Mailboat is the World’s Only Floating Post Office!
Some new video has surfaced online filmed from inside the Costa Concordia.
Breaking News: State of Michigan to Officially Re-name Lake St. Clair, “Lake Pepsi” !?!?!?!? What the hell kind of name is that? Corporate branding has gotten out of control!
Cage of Death @ Crocosaurus Cove Crocodile Park (Darwin, Australia)
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic LIVE @ Detroit's Motor City Sound Board! (Thurs. May 5th, 2016)
Jobbie Crew's Hot Honey of the Week: Bootylicious Cuban KATHY FERREIRO!
The 147th Wonder of the Natural World: Raylynn's 70-inch Booty!
One of the Best St. Patty's Day Parties in the USA: The Old Shillelagh in Detroit! (Sat. March 17th, 2018)
Want to Stand Out at Jobbie Nooner? Go as Cthulhu!
12th annual St. Clair Riverfest & Classic Offshore Powerboat Race! (July 28-30, 2017)
Official Maxim Halloween Party @ the Playboy Mansion! (Sat. Oct. 24th, 2015) tickets $1,250.00
13th annual Fells Point Privateer Festival! (April 1st-2nd, 2017) Baltimore, MD
Bench Warmer Trading Cards: Collectible Non-Sports Cards of Hot Female Models!
Exclusive Interview: Pete ‘TheGWAP (Guy With All the P*ssy)’ Arsenault: Legendary Pioneer Videographer of...
Exclusive Interview: Pete ‘TheGWAP (Guy With All the P*ssy)’ Arsenault: Legendary Pioneer Videographer of Jobbie Nooner
World's Top Twerker: California hottie LEXY PANTERRA!
Don't know if he was in the wrong place at the wrong time or just a little crazy but check out this incredible footage...
Buy the Original Margaret Thatcher Spitting Image Puppet for $12,243.00!
Kentucky’s Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot (April and October) is the World’s Largest Machine Gun Shoot & Military Gun Show! April 10th-12th, 2015!
We have been helping to provide entertainment to you hundreds of thousands of wonderful, awesome, kickass people over the last 6 years. Now.... The Crew needs your help to...
World's Hottest Twins Hail from ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN! Playboy Playmates Karissa & Kristina Shannon!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Polish model GOSIA GLASER!
The “World’s Largest Rubber Duck” is joining the giant fleet of Tall Ships expected at a Duluth, Minnesota festival this August. The 61-foot tall bath...
The Infamous TUBE BAR Prank Calls & the Filthy Mouth of RED DEUTSCH! Moe the Bartender on The Simpsons is based on Red!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Bulgarian model NIKOLETA LOZANOVA!
$2.85 million dollar State of Michigan Grant Given to City of New Baltimore for Purchase of Schmid Marina!
Exclusive Interview: Detroit’s Legendary Restaurant Reviewer, Food Lover-Blogger-Historian and BBQ Pitmaster AL POE!
Exclusive Interview: Detroit’s Legendary Restaurant Reviewer, Food Lover-Blogger-Historian and BBQ Pitmaster AL POE!
JobbieCrew.com Hot boating Chick of the Day 3/20/15
We live in the greatest country in the world! The great land of Nipples and Bikini's but let's keep it clean in Muscamoot Bay...
JobbieCrew.com Hot boating Chick of the Day 3/19/15
In the world of "What shit will they buy next" comes this dandy! Yes, introducing the world's first Vaginal Beer! Imagine a woman of your...
Detroit's WHITE BOY RICK will finally get a Parole Hearing in Early June 2017! Should he be doing life in prison: Yes or No?
Florida to Jamaica: KID ROCK’s 8th Annual Chillin’ the Most Cruise! (April 4th-9th, 2017)
Hanky Pank Bayou annual boat party! (Mon. September 4th, 2017) Spring Lake, Michigan
80s rapper SLICK Rick will be performing @ HopCat DETROIT! (Saturday, May 9th, 2015)
46th annual HASH BASH! (Saturday, April 1st, 2017) UofM Diag, Ann Arbor
The Jobbie Crew 13 days to Christmas Boating Holiday gift guide!
A runaway power boat caused quite a bit of damage and concern when the boat's throttle was jammed on and it took off. Four other boats were damaged in the incident and the boat itself was a write off.
This Saturday is Raft Off 2016 in Muscamoot Bay! join 50,000 other like minded (some naked) boaters out in Little Muscamoot Bay for a day of fun,...
Detroit has some of the best graffiti in the country. Here are some of the Jobbie Crew's favorite sites with addresses
Lake of the Ozarks AquaPalooza! (Sat. July 15, 2017) Osage Beach, Missouri
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Florida Model RICHAELE LONG!
Luxotica Lounge Cabaret (Sunday, February 7th, 2016) burlesque @ Small's Bar Hamtramck!
Detroit’s Gar Wood: His Favorite Boat and Mansion!
Haunted Kingdom: One of Detroit's Best Annual Halloween Parties! (Sat. Oct 28th, 2017)
What a great day out in Little Muscamoot Bay. After all of the controversy about where it was going to be everyone behaved and nobody got killed. As we wind down this summer (it has been a short one) next up is Jobbie Nooner 2 in September.
40 Years Ago Today the SS Edmund Fitzgerald Sank in Lake Superior
The countdown continues to Jobbie Nooner 2015! 45 days and counting.
For a cool € 14950(17k us) you too could have your own floating hot tub to use at Jobbie Nooner! Wood not included hahahahaha! (or maybe it is)
Cocaine, Detroit and the Ongoing White Boy Rick Saga
Jobbie Crew reaches a new height! 650,000+ people in 5 days!
Soccer Fans: Real Madrid v.s. Chelsea FC @ Michigan Stadium, Ann Arbor! (Sat. July 30th, 2016)
Miley Cyrus got her first tattoo in DETROIT and now…she’s coming back! Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz @ The Detroit Fillmore (Sat. Nov 21st, 2015)
You have never seen a houseboat like this! Starting at 44' and going up to 66l' they look like a hybrid boat/trailer. The pricing we have seen this OverBlue yacht will run you 390k+ but looking at the range and comfort Might be a nice alternative to a big Sea Ray!
JobbieCrew.com's Hot boating chicks of the Day for 3-12-15!
Brought to you by those geniuses at Elementium, the Plazmatic X Dual Beam Lighter, comes in your choice of 7 amazing colors, you can...
Jobbie Nooner TWO is coming up! (Sat. September 9th, 2017)
5'9" with a Flexible Spine: Sexpert Karley Sciortino tests World's First Eerily Realistic Male Sex Doll which costs $8,000+!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Toronto model KEILIH STAFFORD!
Exclusive Interview: Detroit’s Boat Detective: Jeff Henderson Has Repoed Over 6,000 Yachts & Boats During His 25-Year Career in the Marine Reposession Business with Harrison Marine
"Octopus Wrestling is My Hobby": The Lost Sport of OCTOPUS WRESTLING!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Long Island Fitness Model JEN SELTER!
How not to launch a boat! Man looses car and trailer at boat ramp & is lucky to escape injury
Amazingly detailed Calabash gourd lamps from POLAND! Cool for Halloween!
Cleveland Nude Photo Shoot of 100 Women! (Sun. July 17, 2016)
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 3/30/15
3rd Annual Old Hickory Poker Run 2015 Fast boats and bikinis. What else can you ask for?
Fat Tuesday is PACZKI DAY in Detroit & Hamtramck! (Tuesday, February 13th, 2018)
Corfu is calling you! Boaters Paradise of Corfu Island, Greece!
Bassmaster Elite Annual Fishing Tournament in Lake St. Clair! (August 24-27, 2017)
Neptune Memorial Reef: Spooky underwater cemetery off the coast of Key Biscayne, Florida!
Famed Gonzo Journalist HUNTER S. THOMPSON's "Owl Farm" Compound in Colorado is Being Turned into a Museum!
Chippendale's live @ Motor City Casino Sound Board! (Thursday, May 7th, 2015)
DMX, Fat Joe, Juvenile, Mystikal and more: Hip Hop VS Everybody @ Masonic Temple DETROIT (Sat. Nov 28th, 2015)!
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 4/5/15
Eternal Tattoos is a legendary Michigan-based tattoo empire built by Terry ‘Tramp’ Welker. Every year, Tramp’s Eternal throws one of the top tattoo conventions...
Eminem @ Lollapalooza Brasil! (March 18-19, 2016) Sao Paolo, Brasil!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Philadelphia model ANNA HERRIN!
News Alert: Holy Flip, JOBBIECREW.COM IS GOING VIRAL All Over The World!
Twistin Bangs: Psychedelic Zombie Makeup Hottie CORIE WILLET!
Paul & Kevin's 14th Annual Halloween Party @ Tin Fish, St. Clair Shores (Sat, Oct. 10th, 2015)!
You too can Vajazzle your Va JJ! Give your spouse that special feeling when they see what art you can create with your vagina! va·jaz·zle vəˈjaz(ə)l/ verb informal ...
Jobbie Crew's Hot Honey of the Week: Russia's ALYONA!
14th annual Boyne Thunder Poker Run! (July 7th-8th, 2017) Lake Charlevoix & Lake Michigan
If you needed a reminder of why to shark watch in an inflatable this is it! Glad we live in Freash water
Happy 4th of July from JobbieCrew! Here's a Tribute to American Female Beauty!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Miami's Finest Italian Model GIANNA NICOLE!
Annual Lake Cumberland Poker Run! (September 9th-11th, 2016) Kentucky
143rd annual KENTUCKY DERBY! (Saturday, May 6th, 2017) Louisville, KY
59th annual Frankenmuth Bavarian Festival! (June 8th-11th, 2017)
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 4/21/15
Get Ready SIMPSONS Fans.....DUFF BEER.....is Coming in 2016! You just have to go to Chile, Mexico or Europe for it!
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 4/14/15
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: British Bombshell JORGIE PORTER!
Exclusive JobbieCrew PHOTOS: old Detroit Boblo Boat!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: SanFran marijuana model ESPERANZA BRITTINGHAM!
Guidelines for Jobbie Nooner With every large event there a few who try to ruin it for everyone so here are some guidelines
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Blonde Toronto Bombshell KHLOE TERAE!
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 4/6/15
ALERT: The Holy Grail of Shipwrecks, the SAN JOSE SPANISH GALLEON, sunk in 1708, has been discovered off the coast of Colombia! Wreck worth up to $15 BILLION DOLLARS!!!!
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 4/1/15
JobbieCrew.com's Hot boating chicks of the Day for 3-8-15!
World's Biggest NATURAL BREASTS: Norma Stitz of Atlanta size 102ZZZ!
The Ghoul LIVE @ Brownies on the Lake! (Sat. Oct 17th, 2015)
Exclusive: Granite City Brewery opens inside Detroit’s Renaissance Center! The Verdict is: 5 out of 5 stars, fantastic experience!
Bad Ass military patrol boat coming to a lake near you?
For the spank material for every teenage boy and some older guys too! "I told my mom there was no way I'd get the cover," a stunned Hannah admitted (after calling her mother and taking it all back). "I told her 'They do beaches for covers and I'm on a farm. There's no way. It's not possible.' "
YIKES!!!! Video of Largest GREAT WHITE SHARK Ever Recorded!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: mind-meltingly hot Macedonian in Melbourne DACI GLIGOROVA!
81st annual National Trout Festival! (April 26-30, 2017) Kalkaska, Michigan!
Buy KID ROCK's 8,300sq ft Malibu Mansion for $14mil!
NYC’s Bain Correctional Center is the World’s Largest Prison Ship!
JobbieCrew.com's Hot boating chicks of the Day!
Looking for a fun family friendly event to make your next tradition? The Parade of Lights is held every first Saturday of August on the...
Who Owns the SALVAGE RIGHTS to the Titanic Shipwreck???
With the cold days of December upon us the Jobbie Crew is doing a PSA. Keep calm there is only 200 days left until Jobbie Nooner 2016
Annual U.S. Coast Guard Festival 2015 in Grand Haven, Michigan (July 24th-August 2nd, 2015)
America's Got Talent auditions live in DETROIT!!! (Saturday, November 7th, 2015)
The Incredible Non-Edible Peanut Art of STEVE CASINO!
The future USS Zumwalt (DDG 1000) is underway for the first time conducting at-sea tests
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Czech glamour model ZANETA LEJSKOVA!
19th annual LOG BAY DAY boat party! (Log Bay, Lake George, Upstate New York) Monday, July 25th, 2016
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 5/8/15
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: California model BRI TERESI!
Ron Wallace & the Giant Orange Gourd Monsters from Rhode Island! Tale of the 2, 230lb Giant Pumpkin!
FAN PHOTOS: Missy Babe from Indiana shows the Jobbie Crew some love!
Chevrolet Detroit Belle Isle Grand Prix 2015! (May 29th-31st, 2015)
Yacht On Fire - Princess 95 QUEEN ANNA in Fethiye. Watch as this mega yacht burns. What is even more amazing is the guys...
FREE Pancakes @ IHOP on Veterans Day (Wed., Nov. 11th, 2015) for ALL U.S. Veterans and Active Duty Military!
Palmerfest annual block party @ Ohio University! (Sat. April 8th, 2017) 8,000+ people!
Ladies, get all sexy-fied in your wide-brimmed Kentucky Derby hat and head over to the Butter Run Saloon! Derby Day is Saturday and at the...
Annual Commodore's Ball @ Huron Pointe Yacht Club! (April 23, 2016) Harrison Township, Michigan
Can your ship track 100 targets simultaneously at 100 nautical miles? US Navy’s Aegis Weapon System is a Floating Battlestation!
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 5/6/15
Here's The One-Word Reason Why The Super-Rich Love Yachts
1st Great Lakes Canna Expo @ Bert's Warehouse (Detroit) November 6th-8th, 2015!
Every year the weather is the same and every year Jobbie 2 is one of the best events of the year! Is it cooler......Yes, are there a chance of sprinkles......Yes but Jobbie 2 is the dedicated to the diehards among us! Even with the less than desirable weather there are still plenty of boobs to see as well!
JobbieCrew.com's Hot boating chicks of the Day for 3-13-15
Detroit Tigers Opening Day is behind us and now we can look forward to summer, glorious summer! Nothing kicks off summer like Jobbie Nooner on...
Look out Torch Lake Partiers! Police presence to quadruple! We have it pretty lucky downstate here! We have been to some of the parties like...
Every boater in Michigan needs to read this article and do their part to stop all gasoline from going to E15. This will cause...
The Exumas (365 cays) in the Bahamas are waiting for YOU! What are YOU waiting for?
Dragon on the Lake! Lake Orion Dragon Boat Festival! (August 25th-28th, 2016) Lake Orion, Michigan
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 4/4/15
84th annual Michigan Mud Bowl! (Sat. Oct. 28th, 2017) UMich, Ann Arbor
Watch 150mph+ boats @ 17th annual Quake on the Lake! (July 22-24, 2016) Pontiac Lake State Rec Park
How bad ass would it be to show up at Jobbie Nooner with this!
Grelka Fest: the Annual Bikini Ski Day in Siberia! (April 1st-2nd, 2017) Russia
Today may be New Year's Eve but mark you calendars cause Jobbie Nooner 2016 is a 175 days away! June 24th, 2016 is the day!
The Curious World of Casino Boats and why Detroit should have a permanently moored casino boat in the Detroit River!
Taylor Swift LIVE @ Ford Field, Detroit! (Friday, May 30th, 2015)
Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Girls 2016!
Blacklight Hair Dye for St Patty's Day! ($14.00/jar from NYC's Manic Panic)
Seabreacher X ($100,000)! Don't just ride on top of the water, breach it with the Seabreacher X!
The Ehang 184: This $300,000 Drone Can Transport Humans!
Who says you can not have it all? It's small but pretty cool. Starting at €15k it's a little pricing and I am sure the chop on Lake St Clair would make it a vomit comet but on a inland lake just maybe
Boat after boat, left and right, opened their throttles wide, getting up on plane and then surging forward like races horses out of the gate! Cigarettes, Skaters, Sunsations, and every craft imaginable shot past at high speed leaving only the noise of its engines and wake to prove its existence.
Guns n' Roses *with Axl & Slash* LIVE @ Ford Field, Detroit! (Thurs. June 23rd, 2016)
To show how crazy the weather is this year Wild Bill was out Jet Skiing out in Lake St Clair Christmas Eve.
Gibbs Quadski: Made in the USA in Auburn Hills, Michigan! ($40,000)
9th annual Peacefest @ L.A. Cafe, Waterford! (June 3rd-4th, 2017) FREE!
Exclusive: Hottest Brewery in The Thumb: HARSENS ISLAND BREWERY in Marysville!
DETROIT's Ion Productions Building World's First Hand-Held FLAMETHROWER!!!
Erebus Haunted Attraction in Pontiac, Michigan is one of the World’s Best Haunted Houses!
The champagne had just been smashed against the hull and the proud buyer was preparing to take ownership of his gleaming new $10million yacht. But moments later disaster struck when the 90ft expedition vessel capsized almost as soon as it left the slipway.
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony @ Fillmore Detroit! (Sat. June 17th, 2017)
Cedar Point's Giant New Coaster Will Shatter Ten World Records Next Year. Yep, That's right the park in our back yard is going to do it again.
24th annual Gentleman's Club Expo! (August 7th-10th, 2016) New Orleans
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: New Zealand's finest ANIKA SHAY!
In the world of superyachts, SuRi is unique. In fact, it is one of very few purpose-built luxury exploration yachts in the world. However, no other vessel has the collection of toys that enable SuRi to turn any destination into an adventurer’s playground. The owner’s vision is to share the water planet’s unlimited opportunities for adventure with like-minded thrill seekers and their families while enjoying the pinnacle of luxury in the sanctuary of SuRi’s on board facilities. [via MYSURI]
Biggest Boat Party in Texas: 10th annual Texas Outlaw Challenge! (June 21-25, 2017)
Jimmy Hoffa: Where is He Now? Hoffa disappeared 40yrs ago today on July 30th, 1975
Detroit's best dance party: monthly FUNK NIGHT! (Friday, October 27th, 2017) @ The Majestic
As we count down the days until Jobbie Nooner 2015 (10 if you are) we bring you The lonely Island's "I'm on a boat" feat T-PAin
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the Day 4/7/15
What happens when you strap a V8 on a canoe? Check out this wild ass video. We need this out in Muscamoot Bay!
WTF is wrong with people!?!?! Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom!
Don't settle for just ONE BAR when you can DRINK AND PARTY AT ALL 3 DOOLEY'S! With Bagpipes Irish food and beer how can...
House of Prostitution found in Harrison Township! The Sun Chinese Spa on Jefferson was busted! Mayor said he never went there!
Exclusive Interview: Australian Underground Comix Stoner Artist TROG!
98' yacht and her fool stuck on the beach! Exclusive pictures
150 days until Jobbie Nooner 2016 the Mardi Gras of the midwest. The annual Gull Island party attracts 10's of thousands of boaters every year.
What happens when you touch your ass against an electric fence?
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Italian model RAFFAELLA MODUGNO!
Eat 20ft Underwater at Subsix Restaurant @ Per Aquum Niyama Resort (Maldives)!
Pink Tongue Alien Green Sea Creature! Dis be why you don't go swimming in TAIWAN!
Buy a kayak that folds into a suitcase! Oru Bay Folding Kayak ($1, 275.00)
LIVE SLAVE AUCTION! Curious about the bondage and fetish sex world? Then check out Detroit Erotica Ball (Saturday, May 2nd, 2015) @ Bert's Warehouse, Detroit!
EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING IS COMING TO DETROIT! Know as the "Baddest Little Show on Earth" and we have 2 pairs of tickets that we...
Man what a fucking winter. Cold and snowy from November until the last fuck you 8 inches on March 12. While still 106 days...
SeaBob: The World's Most Technically Advanced Underwater Aqua-Scooter!
With Christmas just around the corner, And not a bikini around, The woman are so covered up, We could be a middle east town Long johns everywhere, Sweater necks...
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Brazilian Supermodel LAIS RIBEIRO!
Takanakuy! Celebrate Xmas like a Peruvian Village Where the Entire Village Fights Each Other!
World's Deepest Indoor Swimming Pool! Nemo 33 in Brussels, Belgium!
Is the annual Chicago Scene Boat Party & Playpen Raft-Up Still Going On?
From This would be awesome out in Muscamoot Bay! Excuse me, is that a tiki bar floating down the New River? With its thatched roof, the...
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: Florida Cosplay Model ANNA FAITH!
Thanks to Dodge Heim we got our first look at Gull Island in preparation for Jobbie Nooner 2017. While we have heard conflicting reports that...
Cafe Fellatio (Geneva, Switzerland) Order coffee and yes…fellatio! Opening soon. Will Starbucks up the...
Cafe Fellatio (Geneva, Switzerland) Order coffee and yes...fellatio! Opening soon. Will Starbucks up the ante?
Bark-A-Que (Fri, Aug. 7th, 2015) Fundraiser for Guardian Angels Medical Service Dogs!
Update: Isabelle gets 4 years in prison! Two Hotties from Montreal Busted for Smuggling $30 Million Dollars worth of Cocaine into Australia!
Buy this Aquascope (aquatic telescope) for $35.00!
Fun Throwback: Guinness World Record for World's Largest Sandwich was set in Roseville, Michigan with 5,440lb 12ft-wide sandwich at Wild Woody's!
When a 350hp Mercury is not enough get yourself 627hp
For the Best Bachelor Party Strippers, go with The Detroit Dream Girls of EI Entertainment!
Noemi Ivanova's Swedish Lingerie! Buy your lady the gift that keeps on giving!
JobbieCrew's Hot Honey of the Week: America's Hottest Cosplayer KRISTEN HUGHEY!
Boca Grande Raft Up 2014: Up Close and Personal HOT STUFF (Click on picture to start video)
Paradise by the city Lights - Keans Marina a Detroit Gem
You know you are at the right place when you pull into the drive and see tail fins and other restoration projects in various...
JobbieCrew.com Hot Boating Chick of the day 5/6/15
Happy 4/20! It's only a matter of time until America Legalizes Cannabis.