Ahhhh!!!! These scary brutes are 5ft long, 150lbs, they have 30 razor-sharp teeth and they WILL eat your face off like a Florida crackhead cracked out on bath-salts.
These things attack crocodiles with a mouth resembling Hillary Clinton’s snatch. Luckily, they only live in the Congo River in Africa.
So don’t plan on going swimming there unless you’re going to wear a medieval suit of armor. And even then….
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