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Jurassic Carp – Plucky Brit angler Jeremy Wade risks losing a hand as he grapples with this ferocious prehistoric Goliath Tigerfish he reeled in on an expedition up the River Congo in Africa.

Ahhhh!!!! These scary brutes are 5ft long, 150lbs, they have 30 razor-sharp teeth and they WILL eat your face off like a Florida crackhead cracked out on bath-salts.

Goliath Tigerfish (Congo River, Africa)

These things attack crocodiles with a mouth resembling Hillary Clinton’s snatch. Luckily, they only live in the Congo River in Africa.

Goliath Tigerfish

So don’t plan on going swimming there unless you’re going to wear a medieval suit of armor. And even then….

Goliath Tigerfish

 

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