JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

Christmas is the time of year you spend with family & friends, roll a fat blunt, pour a stiff drink, put on National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and laugh like hell. 

But when you’re not doing that, you might want to be wrapping these for someone and putting them under the tree. 

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

1.) Hide a Vibe Multi-Speed Candy Candy Vibrator ($15.00)

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/hide-a-vibe-multi-speed-candy-cane-vibrator-7-inch/137645.uts?keyword=hide%20vibe&thumbnailIndex=1&Search=Find+It

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

2.) Men’s Candy Cane G-String ($17.00)

https://www.abcunderwear.com/candy-cane-h3054.html

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

3.) Adult Mistletoe stocking stuffer ($10.00)

https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-PD8102-99-Adult-Mistletoe/dp/B001O62TM6

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

4.) Bondage Christmas Set ($40.00)

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2011/11/30/lovehoney-awesome-sex-toy-of-the-week/

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

5.) Frosty Spanker Riding Crop ($10.00)

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/1-8-EF-0504/good-vibrations-toys/frosty-crop?lref=Srch_frosty%2Bcrop_Products_1

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

6.) Naughty Christmas Cards ($3.00)

https://www.cupidboutique.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=christmas+card

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

7.) Replacement Vulva for Mannequin ($30.00)

https://www.aedsuperstore.com/simulaids-advanced-life-support-obstetrical-manikin-replacement-vulva.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIt7HCjbfY1wIVULjACh1JDw9PEAYYAiABEgJr7PD_BwE

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

 

8.) Naughty Knot Unwrap Me Christmas Bow ($30.00)

https://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=10597

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

9.) Chica Santa Costume with fur-trimmed halter dress & hat ($60.00)

https://www.yandy.com/Chic-Santa.php

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

10.) Cannabis Christmas Stocking ($13.00)

https://www.amazon.com/Marijuana-Leaf-Christmas-Stocking-Red/dp/B017TCNOO0/ref=sr_1_2?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1513172645&sr=1-2&keywords=marijuana+christmas+stocking+red

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

 

Bonus:

Multi-Speed Pineapple Vibrator ($15.00)

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/naughty/vibrators/fashion-vibrators/multi-speed-waterproof-vibrator-5-inch-pineapple-sexology/pc/2352/c/2355/sc/4288/124836.uts?utm_medium=landing_page&utm_source=feature_item2&utm_campaign=naughty&utm_content=pineapple_vibrator&utm_term=5_jul_2017&utm_inex=i

JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

 

 

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