JobbieCrew’s Top 10 Naughty, Sexy, NSFW Christmas Gifts!

Christmas is the time of year you spend with family & friends, roll a fat blunt, pour a stiff drink, put on National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and laugh like hell. 

But when you’re not doing that, you might want to be wrapping these for someone and putting them under the tree. 

 

1.) Hide a Vibe Multi-Speed Candy Candy Vibrator ($15.00)

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/hide-a-vibe-multi-speed-candy-cane-vibrator-7-inch/137645.uts?keyword=hide%20vibe&thumbnailIndex=1&Search=Find+It

 

2.) Men’s Candy Cane G-String ($17.00)

https://www.abcunderwear.com/candy-cane-h3054.html

 

3.) Adult Mistletoe stocking stuffer ($10.00)

https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-PD8102-99-Adult-Mistletoe/dp/B001O62TM6

 

4.) Bondage Christmas Set ($40.00)

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2011/11/30/lovehoney-awesome-sex-toy-of-the-week/

 

5.) Frosty Spanker Riding Crop ($10.00)

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/1-8-EF-0504/good-vibrations-toys/frosty-crop?lref=Srch_frosty%2Bcrop_Products_1

 

6.) Naughty Christmas Cards ($3.00)

https://www.cupidboutique.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=christmas+card

 

7.) Replacement Vulva for Mannequin ($30.00)

https://www.aedsuperstore.com/simulaids-advanced-life-support-obstetrical-manikin-replacement-vulva.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIt7HCjbfY1wIVULjACh1JDw9PEAYYAiABEgJr7PD_BwE

 

 

8.) Naughty Knot Unwrap Me Christmas Bow ($30.00)

https://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=10597

 

9.) Chica Santa Costume with fur-trimmed halter dress & hat ($60.00)

https://www.yandy.com/Chic-Santa.php

 

10.) Cannabis Christmas Stocking ($13.00)

https://www.amazon.com/Marijuana-Leaf-Christmas-Stocking-Red/dp/B017TCNOO0/ref=sr_1_2?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1513172645&sr=1-2&keywords=marijuana+christmas+stocking+red

 

 

Bonus:

Multi-Speed Pineapple Vibrator ($15.00)

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/naughty/vibrators/fashion-vibrators/multi-speed-waterproof-vibrator-5-inch-pineapple-sexology/pc/2352/c/2355/sc/4288/124836.uts?utm_medium=landing_page&utm_source=feature_item2&utm_campaign=naughty&utm_content=pineapple_vibrator&utm_term=5_jul_2017&utm_inex=i