1.) Lakepointe Yacht Club (37604 Ann Arbor Road, Livonia) 11am-2am; hottest waitresses, best food, great location on Newburgh Reservoir.
Food recommendations: Teriyaki steak bites, Mushroom swiss burger, Buffalo chicken wrap, Meatloaf
2.) The Fiddle (35676 Van Born Road, Wayne) hilariously surreal dive bar owned by the infamous Dr. Lee
3.) Twin Peaks (1111 W. 14 Mile Rd, Madison Heights) 11am-Midnight; great sports bar with mind-meltingly hot waitresses
4.) Tilted Kilt (42059 Ford Rd, Canton) 11am-Midnight; technically kilts but still a fun time
5.) 3 Nicks Taproom (14594 Eureka Rd, Southgate) 9am-2am
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