That’s right, folks!
The golden boy himself, Mr. Elon Musk, may be zooming into Raft Off this year on a $250 million dollar superyacht.
Will he be smoking a fat blunt with a bunch of smoking hot chicks onboard? With any luck.
In other news:
Mark Zuckerberg’s entire FACE falls off during a conference on creating Facetok (the TikTok altervative), revealing what we suspected all along: a cold, unfeeling android lurks just underneath his hyper-realistic human shell!
We’ll be following these astonishing, hair-raising stories all April Fool’s Day and every April Fool’s Day, if we have to.