That’s right, folks! Reality is oftentimes stranger than fiction.
On May 23rd, 2016 in Edinburgh, Scotland, a chance meeting at a nightclub would change two people’s lives forever.
Nunzia Del Viscio (43) of Murchie Crescent met Marcello Palma (44) at a nightclub, where they were drinking and doing drugs.
Afterwards, they went back to Mr. Palma’s apartment in Lauriston Terrace.
At some point, an altercation ensued. Miss Nunzia bit Mr. Palma’s testicle and it fell out of his scrotum.
4am, police were called to the scene. The emergency call said a man had a testicle ripped off by a female for refusing to have a threesome with her.
Sure enough, police found Nunzia outside of the apartment, wandering dazed, with blood on her face and teeth.
He was rushed to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary where snickering doctors put it back into his scrotum and sealed him up with 15 stitches.
Nunzia was grounded and put under curfew by the Edinburgh Sheriff Court.
Rumor has it, they put a little tiny rolled-up scroll of paper in there also, so that if it opens again, someone will find a fortune cookie-type message.
Two days ago, December 2017, Nunzia was acquitted and the case dropped.