Originally thought lost (along with all the early records by gypsy jazz guitarist Emmett Ray), we are proud to announce that the 1959 diddy by The Sticky Sweethearts called I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again has been found!
This ultra rare vinyl could be worth billions or possibly trillions of dollars. If you see, don’t just buy it, beat the motherfucker down and TAKE IT.
“The shadow of my weiner flopping all over the place”
“Now I gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life……FUCK!”
