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Jobbie Nooner 2012 June
Jobbie Nooner

Guidelines for Jobbie Nooner

With every large event there a few who try to ruin it for everyone so here are some guidelines


  1. DO NOT BRING MINORS yes believe it or not every year I see kids out there. Social services should be out there to ask “What the fuck are you thinking?”
  2. Pick up your trash. All of it
  3. Do not bring glass bottles (Karma is a bitch and next time it’s you who will step on it)
  4. Designate a designated driver! There a lot of police just looking for you. It’s not worth it. If you need to, call our friends at Designated Captains at 586.943.6339 if you need a ride from the ramp use code hfon6 and get a free Uber if you have never used them before or you can call Safe Ride Sue 810-734-2593. Do not Drink and Boat/Drive
  5. Pick up your fucking trash!
  6. Bring water,food and plenty of sunscreen
  7. Sexual assault is a crime. Just because she is showing them to you does not give you permission to touch. Don’t be that douchebag!
  8. Everyone is there to have fun yet every year some testosterone alcohol induced assholes insist on fighting anything that moves. You know who they are. Don’t bring them. If you don’t know who they are than you are the one. No one needs the aggravation so stay home.
  9. Pick up you God Damn Fucking Trash!
  10. Be a good neighbor. Take care of each others boats as if they are yours. Don’t just untie people because you want to go!
  11. Please leave the island like you found it and pick up your trash
  12. The lake and the beach are not your ashtrays. Find and use one.


Work hard, play hard and enjoy the views


Nip’s are Hip


The Crew

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