You need to hit up Wally World for all your bizarre needs, such as copping a brand new KFC Chicken-Scented Firelog!
The logs are only being sold at Walmart.
Kentucky Fried Firelog may be the stupidest (and best) Christmas gift you can give anyone this year.
KFC Chicken-Scented Firelog ($19.00)
https://www.walmart.com/ip/KFC-Limited-Edition-11-Herbs-Spices-Firelog-by-Enviro-Log/280532214