Glazed Donut Penis Hole

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Wear a leather belt around your naked waist during doggy-style. He can pull on it to create more bounce.

While he’s kissing you, suck on his tongue seductively, imitating what you do to his penis.

Ask him over for dessert. Lie naked with a few pieces of KFC on your hot naked body that he can nibble off.

Hold some sparkling water in your mouth while giving him oral. The bubbles plus warmth will make him quiver.

Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your nipple, and ask him to lick it off. Then when he does, sexually slap him.

If you have a roommate, rent a horror movie and play it while you’re having sex. If they hear any screams, they’ll assume it’s the movie.

Walk – No, haul ass – over to the kitchen supply aisle, and purchase a silicone pastry brush for him to stroke over your breasts and clitoris.

Get him to put a condom on a ice-lolly (or English cucumber) and slide it in and out of you.

Lightly wrap a cheap beaded necklace around his package, and then move it back and forth.

Place one hand at the base of his shaft, and twist the tip with the other — like you’re opening a jar. Stop if you hear a popping sound.

Move his penis around like a joystick – up and down, side to side, and in a circle.

Gently stick his penis through the hole of a doughnut, then nibble around it, stopping to suck once in a while. The sugary texture will add an interesting new dimension.

Make a bedroom burrito. While you’re rolling around in bed, wrap her up in the sheet so she can’t do anything with her arms (think burrito or straitjacket).

Jiggle his balls back and forth as if you’re shaking dice in a cup.

Tie his silky tie loosely around his penis, then roll it up and down for a silky handjob.

Gently stick your thumb in his backdoor during climax. It’s a great surprise that some men like.

Instruct him to wrap your chest and torso in plastic wrap and touch you through it. The muted sensation feels amazeballs.

Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in.

Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other… You can tap it back and forth like you’re volleying a tennis ball, and lightly pinch the shaft and testicles.

Give him a hand job with a grape between each finger.

Tie a scrunchie around his penis.

Let him run an electric toothbrush between your toes mid-foreplay. He shouldn’t stop no matter how much you squirm.

Put a bunch of (clean!) loose change in the freezer for an hour. Tell him to slick your vulva with warming lube, then cover it with coins (outside only!). The cold against the warm? Incredible.

Press a fork into his body.

Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects.

 

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