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No, we’re not talking about that funny-looking old timey Orgasmatron contraption you found in Grandpa’s safe. We’re talking older than that. We’re going way back!
Every generation wants to think that they’re the first ones in history to discover something new about human sexuality.
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Got news for y’all: humans been doing everything your dirty mind can think of (and more) for centuries!
Well, we all know Germany is perverted. Perhaps that’s why some of the world’s oldest pornography (33,000 BC) was found there and why recently, the world’s oldest dildo (29,000 BC stone phallus) was found in a cave there.
So remember, humans have had dirty, creative minds for tens of thousands of years. You ain’t doin nuthin new, Kemosabe. Buy you CAN help modify!
10 sex toys with ancient origins
The ancient phalluses of Germany
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