Thanks to Meaww for this:
PORT CLINTON – A Port Clinton woman faces several charges after calling 911 and saying she needed to have a fire put out in her crotch.
Katrina Morgan, 50, called the Port Clinton Police Department asking for the fire department, because her “p—-y” was on fire, according to a Port Clinton Police report.
Because of the call, Morgan was charged with felony disrupting public services and misdemeanor making false alarms.
Morgan called from her friend’s home in the 900 block of Maryland Street, the report said.
When police arrived, they told Morgan should be arrested for making false reports and disrupting public service.
The suspect became agitated and began resisting arrest, the report said.
Transcript of call
On May 2, 2020, an intoxicated Katrina Morgan called the fire department from her friend’s house in Port Clinton, Ohio, because she needed someone to “put out” her p***y’s fire, police said in a report.
In a recording of the call obtained by The Smoking Gun, Morgan can be heard saying to the dispatcher: “I need the fire department please because my p***y’s on fire! I need to make sure their hose is working. Is their hose working?” When the dispatcher asked, “What is on fire?”, the 50-year-old responded, “I need the fire department because my p***y’s on fire. And I need somebody to come put it out with their hose!”
Officers from the Port Clinton Police Department were then sent to the house of Morgan’s friend. Soon, officers arrested her and she was initially charged with disrupting public service, a felony, and several misdemeanors. But later in a plea deal with prosecutors, Morgan pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct, after which, she was asked to pay $250 and given 10 days jail term, though her sentencing stands suspended if she avoids trouble for a year. $150 of her fine has also been suspended, The Smoking Gun reported.
