Hawaii and South Korea are giddily rejoicing.
They are the two top consumers of Spam in the world and when they heard there will be a new product called Pumpkin Spice Spam, they lost their shit.
Spam is precooked canned pork with a gelatinous glaze (aspic), cautiously recommended for occasional human consumption.
Mixing this with Pumpkin Spice (an offensively overused flavor designed to mimic the taste pumpkin pie) to create a Frankenspam is an act so foul it should be illegal everywhere except Arkansas and West Virginia.
If the world ended and you found yourself alive, in a survivalist bunker, with nothing but rows upon rows of Pumpkin Spice Spam, what would you do?