Yep, we have reached the end of the internet! from babypod.net, we bring the world’s first Vagina speaker for your unborn kid! Start them out right with crystal clean heavy metal from the likes of Korn, Slayer or Metallica. Raise him right humming EDM as they come out the womb he will be dancing before he can walk! don’t worry if you like country, they will come out chewing and drinking with this device! Let us know what you tink of this!

Now most of us at the Crew have kids so we know how easy it is to get caught up in the “New Baby” especially the first one but this takes it to a whole new level!

With Babypod, sounds reach the baby without distortion, almost as intense and clear as when emitted, as the number of layers that separate the baby from the sound target is lower.

Fron the website:

A whole universe of sounds for your baby

Babypod emerged within an important research line carried out by Institut Marquès on the effects of music from the beginning of life. Music has many benefits for the human brain, including acting as a stimulus for learning and it plays an important role in the sphere of social communication. Stimulating babies through music in their first months of life has positive effects on brain development; if this is so, why not give your baby the benefits of music starting before birth?

According to the website the music played outside the womb sounds all muffled! We all know how bad muffled music sounds so why treat your unborn kid to that!

Music played at the abdominal level does not reach the baby, who can barely hear it because of the layers that isolate the child from the exterior

 

Just when you thought they ran out of items to place in orifices along comes the Baby Pod. Man we are jealous we didn’t come up with this!

How do I use my Babypod you ask?

It’s very easy. To start with get into a comfortable position.

Gently insert the free end of Babypod until it is inside the vagina.
Connect the jack plug to your Smartphone.
If you want to share the music your baby is listening to, there is another audio input on the top of the connector for your headphones.
To remove your Babypod, just pull gently on the connection cord.

How to use the Baby Pod!

Get your own BabyPod at babypod.net

 

 

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