Trick question…….There are different levels of fat..
Back fat – if your straps lose the battle with your back buldge – too fat!!!
Belly fat – if you can see the top of your bottoms – too fat!
Butt fat – if your crack eats your suit and it’s not a G-string – too fat!!
if all else fail drink a six pack or your other favorite beverage and all will be fine until you sober up. Make sure you have some friends around so they can give you hell the next day!